Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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