Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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