i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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