i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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