Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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