This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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