Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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