bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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