gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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