Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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