i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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