My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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