Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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whose parrot is this?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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