mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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