Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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