just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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