We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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