Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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