im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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