we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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