Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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