..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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