24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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