I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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