super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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