I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it's not cheating when I paid for it
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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