And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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its like you know when i get waxed
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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