Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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