would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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