I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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