I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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