It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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