If that was your dad, he is hot
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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