I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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