why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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