My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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