You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize