Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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