i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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