somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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