You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
