The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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