GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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