I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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