i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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