I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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