normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My life is pants optional.
is it fun? or sober?
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