Its about making memories worth repressing
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize
