he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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