Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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