so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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