Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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