Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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