Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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