Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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