Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I know her cup size but not her name....
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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