I'm really into asian looking animals
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
