Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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