no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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