You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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