She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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