How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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